God Is Busy today

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of
the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I
want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes wentby and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine
got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine
went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were
shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor
eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and
asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid crap
and act like a jerk. ................So, He sent me."

"phoenix22"