ABANDON SHIP DRILL

You know you are screwed when you have a fire drill and they give out the following coordinates so you know how far you have to go before you survive...

Miles to nearest land, 1200 miles to Guam, 4,200 to Hawaii, and 1700 miles to the Philippines.

Depth of water, 26,000 feet over the Marina Trench.

No swells, no wind for sails, no rain, no clouds and temp in the shade 105, humidity, 100% and dew point 80%.

You might as well as go down with the ship, damn...